Humor

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven^t played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don^t have a screen name or myspace

4.) You^d rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn^t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

Ever wondered what heaven looks like ?

Bill Gates died and, much to everyone’s surprise, went to Heaven. When he got there, he had to wait in the reception area.

A lady is having a bad day at the tables in Vegas. Down to her last $100, completely exasperated, she cries, “What rotten luck! What in the world should I do now?”

A gent next to her, trying to calm her down a bit, calmly suggests, “I don’t know… Why don’t you play your age?”

He walks away. Moments later, his he is intrigued to hear a great commotion at the roulette table. Maybe, she won!